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The road from Raatevaara is bigger than most roads around here, but still not wide enough for two vehicles to meet without problems.

This road has a huge log across it.

It is currently dusk.

This is an arctic environment, with a temperature of -23 degrees Celsius.

Sub-Rooms :
1. Front Line Trench

Contents
Pentti - 1. Front Line Trench
Niko
Death
(Item 1) F-1 Grenade Ranged Weapon / 1. Front Line Trench
(Item 2) F-1 Grenade Ranged Weapon / 1. Front Line Trench
(Item 3) F-1 Grenade Ranged Weapon / 1. Front Line Trench
(Item 4) 7.62-54R x 185 Ammo / 1. Front Line Trench
(Item 5) 9mm Parabellum x 65 Ammo / 1. Front Line Trench

West <W> East <E>
South <S> North <N>
Pentti arrives from the West.
«Game» Pentti moves out of Front Line Trench.

«Ground Combat»You move to engage Death in close quarters combat.
«Ground Combat» Pentti moves to engage Death in close quarters combat, but fails.

«Ground Combat» Niko moves to engage Death in close quarters combat, but fails.
«Ground Combat» Niko moves to engage Death in close quarters combat, and succeeds!

Niko sees death and adopted a ninja postur and attacking him

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

«Ground Combat»You move to engage Death in close quarters combat.
«Ground Combat» Pentti moves to engage Death in close quarters combat, and succeeds!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti wants ammo plz

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko says "Give me sniper plz"

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left chest.

Pentti is drunk, stumbles around.

Niko gives death ultimate titty twister.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti goes ninja berserk!

«Game» Pentti changes his style to Banzai!

Shooting Time Delay -20%
Shooting Accuracy 20%
Cover Mods -30%
Melee Time Delay -20%
Melee Attack Accuracy 0%
Melee Block Accuracy -10%
Engage Time Delay -20%
Disengage Time Delay 20%
Engage Modifier 10%
Disengage Modifier -10%
Stealth Modifier -90%
Dash Time Delay -10%
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right leg.
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko totally flips out!

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 3 bruise damage to his head.
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti yells. "GET HIM! FOR FINLAND!" and slams a tree attached to a boulder down on Death.

Niko tracks death through the snow like an animal!

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
Niko shouts, "I CAN'T HIT HIM! HE'S TOO L33T!".
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko pommels Death ineffectively with his fists.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right chest.
Niko gives Death the ultimate titty twister.

Pentti beats his meat, forgetting about Death for a moment.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left chest.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left hand.

Pentti watches and learn. FOR FINLAND!

Niko teabags Death. Death likes it.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his abdomen.

Niko pointlaughs at Death's battered kidneys. For Finland!

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti shouts, "FOR FINLAND".

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left hand.

Niko slaps Death's hand for Finland.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti hits but Death blocks it!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right arm.

Pentti watches Death go all Bruce Lee and block his karate chop

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko karate chops Death's arm for Finland. Death likes it.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 2 bruise damage to his left chest.
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti rips out Death's nipple ring. Death moans with pleasure.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

"The invader is no match for Finnish ninjas!" Niko cries.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left arm.

Niko slaps Death ineffectually on the arm. Death begs for more.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right chest.

Pentti kills 500 russians when nobody sees, but misses Death.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko pinches his manboobs, then pinches Death's, just to compare.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left hand.
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti hits but Death blocks it!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti pinches Niko's manboobs because he likes them better.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right arm.
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right hand.
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko weeps that he keeps on missing for Finland.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti isn't really missing Death, he's making a flanking manouver, totally fooling Death in the process.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right leg.

Niko punches at Death. Death is fooled.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

"Hii-ya! For Finland" Pentti moans.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right arm.
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Niko stops fighting Death long enough to read a magazine about Finland.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right arm.

Pentti flanks Death, pinches from behind.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko shouts, "ATTACK HIS GROIN! FOR FINLAND!".

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko stops punching Death for a moment. He wonders about the futility of war, and whether or not he'll get XP for knocking out Death. He thinks about his children for a moment.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Niko is totally telepathic.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti reads Niko's mind.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko likes it. So does Death.

Pentti gets seriously distracted from the experience.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Niko picks at his acne.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Niko looked like he was going to punch Death RIGHT IN THE FACE… but what he was really trying to do was tousle Death's comb-over.
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Pentti pretends he's going to punch Death, picks his pocket while he's distracted.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 2 bruise damage to his right leg.

Pentti picks Death's pocket quite violently.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right arm.

Niko slaps Death's arm again for Finland.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left leg.
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right chest.
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!

Niko beats Death like he beats his meat.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his right leg.

Niko says "That is to say, constantly and without mercy."

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!
«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti yells and screams, kicks and punches. Idly wondering if Death will have them killed for this when he returns from lecture.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Niko wonders about the same thing… and about the true meaning of warfare. Is it about money? Or is it about groping Death in the most violent way possible?

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

Pentti punches at Death for Finland and for all the idle people he has killed through the years. "DON'T IDLE AT THE GRID! FOR FINLAND!"

Niko shouts, "FOR FINLAND!".

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left chest.

Pentti thinks it is about groping Death, and continues groping.

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Pentti misses!
«Ground Combat» You cannot punch someone until the Armageddon Clock has ticked 18 more times.

Niko gropes Death hard. Death squeals with pleasure.

«Ground Combat» Niko attacks Death with his bare hands! Niko misses!

«Ground Combat» You make an unarmed attack on Death!
«Ground Combat» Pentti attacks Death with his bare hands! Death suffers 1 bruise damage to his left chest.
«Ground Combat» Death has been knocked unconscious!

«Game» Niko loots the body of Death

Pentti swings a boulder from a tree, knocking Death out, and 500 miles off the map.

Niko has his way with Death.

«Ground Combat» Niko moves to engage Death in close quarters combat, and succeeds!

Pentti poses with Death in a compromising way.

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