Woz The Dog

«Sirens!»
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack!

«Announcement from Erik the Viking!» Convoy Able the place to be

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 takes off from RAF Hawkinge!

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts takes off, woo! And looks back over his shoulder to see if anybody else is about. Uh. Apparently not. Time to tackle the Luftwaffe on his own??

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 takes off from RAF Hawkinge!

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts takes off, and begins climbing. After getting his vector from the ground station, he blinks. "Long flight. Is anybody else up here with me?" he asks, a bit plaintively, as he can't see anything.

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak takes off as well, and slowly changes heading after a moment of confusion, static making him hear the destination as being considerably more westward and distant than it should be. "Bogu here. I can see you."

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts breathes a sigh of relief into the comm. "Thank gawd for that. Its a long way, I'm going to enjoy the flight.". And then he goes to peering out the canopy at the blue sky above and white fluffy clouds down below.

«Radio» <Voltage radios> * you still see me? I've lost * again. I'm going to slow down a bit, I guess I **** be ahead ** you.

(From (#1676) Ju-87 Stuka) Keller eyes the Emil flying off, as he's in a a flying piano.

«Radio» <Bogu radios> I * see you, right behind you. Let me know what **** you are levelling at.

«Radio» <Voltage radios> I'm at ** 10, I guess **** go up to 15 though.

«Radio» <Bogu radios> I am angels 13, getting ** to you.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts pulls up the nose of the Hurricane very slightly, and his aircraft drifts upwards towards the deep blue sky. Meanwhile he gazes out of the window, daydreaming, but the daydreams are shattered by Polish voices in his earpiece. "Copy that.".

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak levels off after a rather steep climb that puts him ahead of the speck on the horizon ahead, and waits a while, the plane cutting through the sky at full speed to close the distance and tighten formation with the lead.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts finally levels out. "I'm at angels 15, under 20 miles from Able." he says. Daydreaming he may be, but he does have half an eye on the gauges.

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak climbs gently to level with the lead and radios back after a pause, "I'm right behind you, closing to about 500 yards."

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts glances around, craning his neck, and spots the Hurricane, now pretty close. "I see you. I'll slow down a bit, if you want to nudge closer.". Formation flying being fun and all.

(From (#1676) Ju-87 Stuka) Keller starts to settle in to roll and start his bomb run.

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 takes off from RAF Hawkinge!

«Airstrike!» Ju-87 Stuka level bombs Trawler with 1 x 250kg bomb!

(From (#1676) Ju-87 Stuka) Keller drops and starts to climb

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson is better late than never. "Just joining you, sorry for the delay. Presently about 6 miles south of Hawkinge."

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts calls out. "Tally ho! A Stuka and a 109 escorting. Looks like they already dropped the bombs. We're 5 miles away from Able.".

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts blinks as he spots another one. "Two stukas!".

(From (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka) Lorenz starts his dive bomb run, off we go!

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts shakes his head, as he puts the throttle on full. "We're never going to make it before he drops his bombs.".

(From (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka) Lorenz sees too many Hurricanes on the way down.

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak radios back, "I see them." and he breaks off, "Go for the Stukas. I take the escort for now."

«Aircraft» Bf109E (#1738-Baumgartner) fires its 2x20mm 2x7.92mm at (#662) Hurricane Mk2 but misses! (Accuracy 7)

«Airstrike!» Ju-87 Stuka level bombs Trawler with 1 x 250kg bomb!

(From (#1738) Bf109E) Baumgartner is a German. In a plan. Ayup.

(From (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka) Lorenz hits and pulls up and around

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts winces as he sees bombs hitting ships. "They've bombed them! And copy that.". He starts diving, shooting Stukas is the cushy job.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts goes into a powerdive, woo!

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson fidgets behind his control column as he crosses the sea, still not within spitting distance of the convoy.

«Aircraft» Bf109E (#1738-Baumgartner) fires its 2x20mm 2x7.92mm at (#662) Hurricane Mk2 but misses! (Accuracy 24)

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#662-Wozniak) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 30)

(From (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka) Lorenz levels out a bit lower down, they're slow enough as it is.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts closes in behind the Stuka, and drops power so the powerdive doesnt have him roaring by. unlucky for the German.

«Aircraft» Ju-87 Stuka fires at Hurricane Mk2!
Hurricane Mk2 (#663) has been hit!

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts finds out theres a tailgunner…

«Aircraft» Ju-87 Stuka misses Hurricane Mk2!

(From (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka) Lorenz has a rear MG.

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka and hits! Ju-87 Stuka (#1681) has been hit!

CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 4 wound damage to his right hand. CONTROL HIT ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka and hits! Ju-87 Stuka (#1681) has been hit!
CONTROL HIT ENGINE HIT
CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 2 wound damage to his left leg. ENGINE HIT CONTROL HIT ENGINE HIT

«Aircraft» Ju-87 Stuka misses Hurricane Mk2!

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka and hits! Ju-87 Stuka (#1681) has been hit!

CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 2 wound damage to his right chest. CONTROL HIT CONTROL HIT CONTROL HIT
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka but misses! (Accuracy 50)
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka and hits! Ju-87 Stuka (#1681) has been hit!
ENGINE HIT
CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 4 wound damage to his right chest.
CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 4 wound damage to his head. ENGINE HIT
CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 5 wound damage to his left hand.
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka and hits! Ju-87 Stuka (#1681) has been hit!

CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 2 wound damage to his head. ENGINE HIT
CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 5 wound damage to his left arm.
CREW HIT!
Lorenz suffers 6 wound damage to his left arm. ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT CONTROL HIT

«Aircraft» Ju-87 Stuka fires at Hurricane Mk2!
Hurricane Mk2 (#663) has been hit!
ENGINE HIT

(From (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka) Lorenz arghs as the Stuka goes out of control.

«Aircraft» Ju-87 Stuka misses Hurricane Mk2!

«Aircraft» (#1681) Ju-87 Stuka has been destroyed!

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts gets riddled with bullets from the tailgunner, but the Stuka gets what he gets, x8. "I'm hit but its not bad!".

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#662-Wozniak) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 4)
«Aircraft» Bf109E (#1738-Baumgartner) fires its 2x20mm 2x7.92mm at (#662) Hurricane Mk2 and hits! Hurricane Mk2 (#662) has been hit!
ENGINE HIT
CREW HIT!
Wozniak suffers 3 wound damage to his abdomen.
CREW HIT!
Wozniak suffers 8 wound damage to his left hand. ENGINE HIT

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts is in a panic after being shot, and almost stalls the plane. "ohmygodohmygodohmygod…" as the world spins around him.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts finds himself some distance from the fray. "Whats going on? I can't see anything.".

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak is engaged in a rather tight chase with the Bf, and the exchange of shots is followed by loud Polish cursing over the radio.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts is steering towards the furball. "I see you Woz! But you're a long way up, and my engine is playing up.".

«Aircraft» Bf109E (#1738-Baumgartner) fires its 2x20mm 2x7.92mm at (#663) Hurricane Mk2 but misses! (Accuracy 17)

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts aieees as cannon shells start incoming.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts seems to be having some technical difficulties with his shot up plane.

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak tries to stay in the Bf109's tail, but his engine's not collaborating, and neither is his hand. This whole business of piloting one-handed isn't really practical at all. "I don't think I can catch him."

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson is JUST passing by the convoy now, heading in to the fray.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts watches the 109 dancing around out of range. "He's just dived away from me.".

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts blinks. "He's doing an Immelmann!".

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson glances around. "I can't see him yet.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts looks over at the ships. "I'm… 7500 yards east of Able, pretty much.".

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak swoops around across the ships, "I lost him. How are the Stukas?"

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson radios, "Ahah, spotted him. Closing in."

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts takes his eye off the 109 for a second, and suddenly realises its behind him. "I got one Stuka, the other one disappeared.".

(From (#1676) Ju-87 Stuka) Keller is returning home, two Stukas enter, one Stuka leaves.

«Aircraft» Bf109E (#1738-Baumgartner) fires its 2x20mm 2x7.92mm at (#662) Hurricane Mk2 but misses! (Accuracy 17)
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#657-Robinson) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 33)

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts limps over to the furball…

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#657-Robinson) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 20)

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak draws wide ascending circles through the
air, occasionally trading fire with the Bf109 as their paths cross, almost more by accident than anything else, as his engine's still groaning along.

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#657-Robinson) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E and hits! Bf109E (#1738) has been hit!
CONTROL HIT ENGINE HIT

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts is getting a hard lesson in what its like to be the slower party in a dogfight. "I just can't engage him Sir!".

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#662-Wozniak) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 1)
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#662-Wozniak) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 1)
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#662-Wozniak) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E and hits! Bf109E (#1738) has been hit!
ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#657-Robinson) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 27)

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts finally can engage!

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts ohs, maybe not. "Gahhh! This piece of crap is awful!" he says, bitching about his Hurricane in a most un-British manner. "I want a Spit." he says petulantly.

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#657-Robinson) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E and hits! Bf109E (#1738) has been hit!
ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT ENGINE HIT CONTROL HIT
(— This was the real kill —)

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E and hits! Bf109E (#1738) has been hit!
ENGINE HIT CONTROL HIT
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 3)
«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 (#663-Watts) fires its 8x.303 at (#1738) Bf109E but misses! (Accuracy 4)
«Aircraft» (#1738) Bf109E has been destroyed!

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts dakka dakka dakkas at longish range and sees hits. And then the 109 spirals down out of control! "I got him, I got him!" he cries out, totally oblivious to Robinson blowing the shit out of it far more effectively.

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson breathes an audible sigh of relief over the radio as the 109 goes down.

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson resumes circling the convoy again. "How are we doing?"

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts mehs. "She's a bit shot up and I've got through most of my ammo." he says into the mic. "I think Woz is shot up too.".

«Radio» <Cowslip radios> All planes return to base
«Radio» <Voltage radios> Copy that Cowslip.

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson radios, "I'm still in good nick and haven't used half my ammo yet, but that's likely because I'm late to the party rather than through skill. Well, you heard them, chaps." He changes course to return home.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts then gets the RTB order. "Just as well, I think I've had enough excitement for one day." he says, peering at the nose of his Hurricane, which trails vapour.

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak circles slowly around the convoy. "I've got engine problems. Ammo's good. And I've been hit… once or twice. I would enjoy having a doctor look at my hand now. Making a bit of a mess here." he states flatly, then banks slowly around towards land.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts lines up the compass with Hawkinge, and putters along. "I'm 40 miles out from Hawkinge, angels 7. I, uh. Hope thats not a fuel line." he mutters, looking over the nose anxiously.

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson radios back, as he makes the jaunt across the sea again to England's green and pleasant land, "Just your hand, Wozniak? Keep talking so that we know you're not about to do something daft like pass out from blood loss." He squints over at Watt's plane. "Nonsense. You'll make it back just fine."

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak Man, this is a terrible time for aerial combat for me. Hah.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts draws slowly nearer, and looks down at the coast. "Well, its not far to swim if I do end up in the drink, I guess." he says, optimistically. He goes back to daydreaming at the clouds. It helps calm his nerves, as he's trembling a bit after his brush with the Stuka tailgunner.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts is an innocent fortunately and so thoughts of what it'll be like to deal with Dornier formations hasn't crossed his mind yet.

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak is keeping his airplane steady and homeward bound, and after a pause he calls back over the radio, "I am counting the holes. I think they grazed my side. It is a little bloody, but I can make it to base." his voice is tense but steady.

(From (#657) Hurricane Mk2) Robinson is at least flying over green countryside now. "Well, you'll get to have a rest and flirt with the nurses for a bit, then," he tells Wozniak, simply, and starts his landing approach.

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts mehs at that. "Hey Woz, I'll buy you a beer when you land. You gave me the easy job after all! I got him too.".

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 lands at RAF Hawkinge!

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak relaxes as well as possible, trying to keep his grip on the controls in spite of the bloody mess his hand's reduced to, constantly correcting for the airplane's whiny engine. "Thank you. I think I'll get a couple of things bandaged before going to the bar."

(From (#663) Hurricane Mk2) Watts closes in on Hawkinge. "I'm about to land, I can see the airfield. That beer is close!".

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 lands at RAF Hawkinge!

(From (#662) Hurricane Mk2) Wozniak calls back, "Few miles to go." and descends slowly towards approach.

«Aircraft» Hurricane Mk2 lands at RAF Hawkinge!

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